Tag: Weird
Woman crashes car while shaving privates
by James on Mar.07, 2010, under News
Megan Barnes was in a car accident. She rear ended a pickup truck. She did this apparently because she was shaving her “bikini area”. This story has all kinds of wrong.
- She was shaving because she was on her way to see her boyfriend
- Her ex-husband was in the car with her
- He was steering
- She was driving (sort of) on a suspended license
At least she wasn’t talking on her cell phone too.
Tweet this!Lack of pheromone leads to male bed bugs stabbing each other to death with their penises
by James on Dec.18, 2009, under Science
Disgusting but true. Bed bugs have a pheromone that lets males know that they have, uh, “mounted” the wrong gender. Bed bugs, it seems reproduce via traumatic copulation, wherein the male uses his needle like penis to punch a whole into the females chest and then ejaculates into them. Suddenly, Alien seems less creepy.
Researchers were able to block the glad that produced this (why?) and found that males would then mount other males and proceed to stab them to death with there penises.
I can just see the lab now:
“Doctor, when we blocked up those glands, the males started to impale each other with their penises.”
“Hmmm, interesting, let’s run more tests, just to be sure.”
And people get up in arms when they test shampoo on dogs.
Finally, in the comments on the first article, this related comic was linked to. Try to not be drinking anything when you read it.
Tweet this!For the man who has everything
by James on Dec.15, 2009, under Random
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Emus, so many uses
by James on Dec.09, 2009, under Random
The ever helpful Google Ads has shown me that not only are Emu’s tasty, they are good for your skin too.
Just remember “Due To Occasional Production Set Backs Please Allow An Additional 7 Working Days On Top Of Usual Delivery Time”
Tweet this!Kangaroo and Emu flavored chips
by James on Dec.08, 2009, under Random, Uncategorized
This is just to great to pass up. An Australian company is marketing a BBQ Coat of Arms. The Australian Coat of Arms contains exactly two animals the Kangaroo and the Emu. Tasty.
In a stroke of marketing ingenious, it is now possible to enjoy these to animals in a convenient, go anywhere package.
Of course, some people are uptight about this including a “Won’t someone think of the Children” quote.
It implies that it is perfectly OK to kill kangaroos and emus just for fun!
Personally, I would enjoy the opportunity to find out what BBQed Emu and Kangaroo taste like and I hope that they decide to export this new novelty to the states. Maybe they can get Paul Hogan to shill for it.
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