Under a Gibbous Moon

Here’s a screen grab from this article on Politifact:

Notice the paragraph I highlighted in yellow. Suddenly, all sense of grammar and spelling are lost. I guess the author was stressed out and so he took a break, had  a few shots, wrote that paragraph and then passed out, whereupon the article was finished by someone still sober.

UPDATE

They fixed it already, good thing there’s print screen.

I can’t wait to hear the reason for this one.

A man is putting up signs along the highway when a naked woman pulls up next to him and steals his car. So he takes her car and chases her. The police get involved and chase her into a field where she ditches the car. A foot chase ensues but is ended when she steals one of the squad cars…

A second car chase begins and ends when the woman misses a turn hits a berm and goes flying some fifty feet through the air. Durable and naked, she flees the totaled car starting the second foot chase, which involved crawling through barbed wire, and was only ended when the police tazed her.

Oh yes they call her…

No really.

Apparently, it was developed by a South African doctor as a way to combat rape (which is rampant in the country). It’s also a great new incentive not to cheat on your significant other.

I know that out here in the east, city folks can be amazed by things that those of us that grew up in rural areas take for granted. Recently, on a trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, I saw the local news channel down at the petting zoo. They were setting up their cameras and what they came down to film was strange indeed.

I know it’s only local news, but it must have been an extraordinarily slow news day for them to come all the way out to interview a cow.

Now with 10% more racism!