Under a Gibbous Moon

Every year, around Thanksgiving time, we are asked what it is that we are thankful for. I personally, am thankful that I am not a moron. Intelligence seems to a rarer and rarer commodity these days as the following will show.

Pat Robertson has said many crazy things in his life but this is just bizarre, he is apparently unaware of Mac & Cheese.

I guess he’s one of those rich guys who pays people to go to the grocery store for him.

Are you worried that your turkeys are not Christian?

Well, Pamela Geller sure is.

And since turkeys are apparently Muslim here’s more fire for the conspiracy.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone and remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Apparently, in an attempt to teach students fiscal responsibility, MasterCard has launched a new ad campaign.

Remember kiddies, if you want it now, just bill your parents!

Here is the penis of the hurricane.

Maybe we’ll have to reconsider naming hurricanes after women.

The horror, the horror.

Noticed this the other day.

Wow, talk about idiot proofing the computer. I guess it could have been worse.