How to sue properly
by Chris on Aug.26, 2010, under News, Random
I’ve read this article and I’m still not really sure what is going on. I suppose that is the way the law is these days. All I know is the last question is priceless.
If you lose this suit and the court orders you to pay 38 quadrillion dollars, how are you gonna pay?
Gee, If I make $500,000/year and they garnish 90% of my wages, then I will only have to work until I’m a little over 84 billion.
Of course that just makes a sucker out of the plaintiff. Even if the Mayan calendar thing is wrong, the universe will have collapsed long before he ever gets his pay.
It’s like an insta-bankrupt attack. Like back in the SNES days and playing final fantasy and you get to a high level and you are attacked by a butterfly with 3 hp and you do a whirlwind attack for 300,000 damage–splat– butterfly is now defeated.
You don’t even have to add up all your assets and properties and what not. Just take off your pants and walk away.
Hey, Pizza Hut, what’s wrong with this picture?
by James on Aug.20, 2010, under Personal
Give up?
It’s supposed to be a deep dish pizza. Went to the local Pizza Hut with my wife tonight and instead of a large deep dish pizza we got a large hand tossed pizza. When we asked the waiter about the pizza he went back to check on it. When he came back we had what was probably one of the most awkward conversations he’d had as a server.
Apparently, they were out of large deep dish pizza dough and so, instead of saying anything, they just made a different pizza and hoped that we wouldn’t notice.
Yup, sounds like a plan to me. What makes this hilarious, is that this must be standard Pizza Hut policy because this happened to me better than a decade ago. I forget exactly what I ordered but the toppings were wrong. When asked about it, they said that they were out of the one (sausage if I remember correctly) so we just used this instead (pepperoni if I remember correctly).
Now Pizza Hut, shit happens, I understand that. You run out, things don’t go right, it happens to all of us, but please just be up front. This whole, hope we don’t notice thing turns small problem into a big mistake.
Haven’t seen one of these in ages
by James on Aug.20, 2010, under Personal
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Fun with photography
by James on Aug.17, 2010, under Personal
I’ve been playing with a camera lately. Not just any camera but the one on my cell phone. With enough effort, I think that it takes some really good pictures.
I’m very pleased with how this one turned out. Taking pictures of small children is a lot like wildlife photography, you take a lot of pictures and just hope to get lucky. I got really lucky with this one.
Another lucky shot. The one I took right before this is nothing but a blur as she turned her head but then I managed to catch her right as she was focusing on something.
Nothing particularly special about this one, though I do like the framing, mostly I was going for a “arty” look and I like the way it came out.
While I don’t think that cell phones will ever replace those $12,000 behemoths, I do think that they have come a long way. A good cell phone camera can take some very crisp pictures with varying depths of field (though I have yet to see one with true manual focus). Maybe in another five years or so, there won’t even be a need for any of the mid range digital cameras.
Something horrible this way comes
by James on Aug.17, 2010, under Random
It’s too bad the lyrics to this music video are unintelligible, maybe they would provide some sort of context for what the hell is going on and why the hell someone is keeping a huge rocky mountain oyster as a pet. It’s also possible the the lyrics are quite clear and the horror on the screen simply blocks it out. All I know is that this music video is a textbook example of what is known as “shooting yourself in the foot”.
Via Great White Snark, whose penchant for rocky mountain oysters is legendary.
