Under a Gibbous Moon

Meet the self defense desk. The night stand that turns into your own personal shield and truncheon.

It’s perfect for that next zombie invasion or if the neighbor just won’t turn down that damn music.

Apparently, in an attempt to teach students fiscal responsibility, MasterCard has launched a new ad campaign.

Remember kiddies, if you want it now, just bill your parents!

Here is the penis of the hurricane.

Maybe we’ll have to reconsider naming hurricanes after women.

The horror, the horror.

Recently, I don’t know how it got started, but we were supposed to have the rapture. The Christian event from the book of Revelations where half of the believers ascend to heaven and the rest are stuck with the apocalypse. Well, it seems that once again uber christians were wrong in predicting the end. I have a theory as to what happened and why the rapture didn’t happen. Here is an artists rendering of what took place.