Under a Gibbous Moon

Who the fuck needs a warrant or probable cause or any of that. Evidently a judge has decided that the outside surface of your car is public property. I never understand people that comment on stories about violating constitutional rights. Apparently if you aren’t doing anything that you feel is wrong, then you shouldn’t need the Constitution. I want to quote Ben Franklin here, but I think we all know which quote I’m going for.

Governments never take a dramatic action to remove freedom. They always will one step people into total tyranny.

I’ve read this article and I’m still not really sure what is going on. I suppose that is the way the law is these days. All I know is the last question is priceless.

If you lose this suit and the court orders you to pay 38 quadrillion dollars, how are you gonna pay?

Gee, If I make $500,000/year and they garnish 90% of my wages, then I will only have to work until I’m a little over 84 billion.

Of course that just makes a sucker out of the plaintiff. Even if the Mayan calendar thing is wrong, the universe will have collapsed long before he ever gets his pay.

It’s like an insta-bankrupt attack. Like back in the SNES days and playing final fantasy and you get to a high level and you are attacked by a butterfly with 3 hp and you do a whirlwind attack for 300,000 damage–splat– butterfly is now defeated.

You don’t even have to add up all your assets and properties and what not. Just take off your pants and walk away.

It’s that time of year again, Beloit College in Wisconsin has put out their annual list of milestones, touchstones, minutea that make up the generation of the years incoming freshman.

Key items on the list is the lack of watches (who needs one when you have a clock on your cellphone?), computers have always had CD-ROMs (but who the hell needs CDs anyway?), and Hollywood has always been making terrible movies out of old sitcoms.

SEVERE WARNGING – reading this list may make you feel extremely old.

I’m going to go somewhere and cry now.

Remember back during the Haiti earthquake when Wyclef Jean was accused of funneling money from his Haiti charity to himself. Then he cried and said that he wan’t very good with accounting for money.

Well, now he’s running for the president of Haiti.

So either he’s a crook or he’s no good with money, either way, I don’t see him doing much good for Haiti.

This handsome gentleman was arrested for assaulting his landlord.

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