Under a Gibbous Moon

Every year, around Thanksgiving time, we are asked what it is that we are thankful for. I personally, am thankful that I am not a moron. Intelligence seems to a rarer and rarer commodity these days as the following will show.

Pat Robertson has said many crazy things in his life but this is just bizarre, he is apparently unaware of Mac & Cheese.

I guess he’s one of those rich guys who pays people to go to the grocery store for him.

Are you worried that your turkeys are not Christian?

Well, Pamela Geller sure is.

And since turkeys are apparently Muslim here’s more fire for the conspiracy.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone and remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Remember, if he makes you feel uncomfortable, tell and adult.

Cozy

Conjured from the depths of hell for your viewing pleasure.

Make sure that the other children flee in terror.

Meow, meow, suicide, meow, meow!

Holy hell!

No, seriously, this has gone to far, setting up for Christmas over five and a half months early. We are rapidly moving to the point where we’ll be seeing Christmas decorations all year round. Is this the world that we want our children to grow up in? A world where the Jingle Bell Rock is as inescapable as death and taxes?

I say no!