Under a Gibbous Moon

When I was out and about this weekend I saw all this kids driving around in their pimped out cars. They driving recklessly on the roads and hanging around in parking lots talking like they actually knew about cars.

Just a hint for you fellers, when you are in high school and you’re driving around a $20,000+ car with $10,000+ worth of modifications to it, we all know that your mommies and your daddies bought them for you.

Do you know what that means? That no matter how cool it looks and no matter how fast it goes, it will never be cool.

I was at the store today and I could not believe my eyes.

Yes, it’s a 1.1 ounce container of Cheerios for a buck and a half. That’s $21.60 a pound. It seems that putting it into a small container must turn it into gold. So my plan is this, I’m going to buy this.

And put it in this.

And see if it turns into diamonds by morning.