A Chinese finger trap for your penis
by James on Jun.21, 2010, under News
No really.
Apparently, it was developed by a South African doctor as a way to combat rape (which is rampant in the country). It’s also a great new incentive not to cheat on your significant other.
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June 21st, 2010 on 23:33
There’s a plan! Infuriate your rapist. That will help.
June 21st, 2010 on 23:34
The creator believes that with this attached to your penis, you will be unable to pee or walk. This will allow the victim to escape…I’m not sure that she understands biomechanics. How would that keep you from walking?
June 21st, 2010 on 23:36
Breaking News!- With the widespread use of the “rape-axe” rape is down 400% It’s a sucess…
In other news, anal rape is up 3,000%…
June 21st, 2010 on 23:40
This funny plastic and rubber device will only be able to be removed by a doctor…or anyone with an exacto knife…or anyone who takes paper/cardboard/tinfoil/plastic can insert it between the penis and spikes, neutralizing their re-curved nature.