Looks like there is a new sheriff in town…
by Chris on May.11, 2010, under Rant
Well you heard him. You are now all left in my capable hands. And as your newly appointed benevolent despot, let me assure you that this power won’t go to my head. Just remember that I have absolute rule. Final say-so in everything. I am god-like in stature and ability. I AM YOUR GOD! KNEEL BEFORE ME! ME! ME! I HOLD THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM! BE BEHOLDEN TO MY GRACE OR I WILL SMITE THEE!
Related (maybe) posts:

May 12th, 2010 on 14:19
Glad to see the delusions of grandeur haven’t abated since college.
May 12th, 2010 on 19:07
All in mediocre humor, I assure you.