Under a Gibbous Moon

Chrysler is oddly proud of their new redesign of the 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Apparently they’ve spent something like 700 million on it. For their efforts, they have turned a vehicle like this:

Into this:

Apparently, they decided to let their Town & Country minivan have sex with the Grand Cherokee to produce this bastard offspring. Enough is enough. Chrysler apparently needs to get out of the car business. This isn’t the first time they’ve done this to a vehicle. The poor Dodge Durango wen from this:

To this:

Apparently, Chrysler has made it their mission to turn all of their SUVs into minivans. No wonder they’re sales have been tanking.

I know that out here in the east, city folks can be amazed by things that those of us that grew up in rural areas take for granted. Recently, on a trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, I saw the local news channel down at the petting zoo. They were setting up their cameras and what they came down to film was strange indeed.

I know it’s only local news, but it must have been an extraordinarily slow news day for them to come all the way out to interview a cow.

Time does seem to fly. Due to my daughter’s 1st birthday, I have been hosting family for the last two weeks. Now everyone has returned home, the place is empty once more and I start to boring you all. again

If you have a sheep around for a pet, I would think that it would get noticed. This is definitely a step further. Maybe it’s for identification. It’s going to be difficult to “accidentally” butcher a pink sheep with the excuse that you thought it was yours.

Another win for truth in advertising.