Man uses penis as a weapon to assault police
by James on Mar.17, 2010, under News
This strange case comes out of Merry Ole England. Marium Varinauskas, while drunk, attempted to strike a responding police officer with his penis. The police officer, responding to the danger with a cool head, managed to dodge the blow (though I do like the articles use of “forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck”).
After sobering up he claims to have no memory of his phallic assault but has decided to swear off “binge drinking”.
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