Under a Gibbous Moon

The Internet will never amount to anything, a retrospective

by on Feb.22, 2010, under Technology

This is a fascinating article, I am fairly certain that very few people have been so completely wrong about so many things in such a short period of time. While, in the comments section, many, many, many people have piled upon the author for this work, I personally have thrown back my memory to that prehistoric time, 15 years ago…

The Internet circa 1995

It was around this time that I saw my first commercial for the Internet. It wasn’t for any specific company (that I can remember) nor did they seem to be selling anything. The scene was at a rather quiet house party. The lights were low and a couple were talking in one corner he hands her (or vice versa) a piece of paper on it with his/her email address on it (a what!?). The tag line of the commercial was that one day our email address would be more important than our phone number.

I distinctly remember thinking, “Ya, right.”

I was not a computer hermit by any means. I spent my idle hours and some of my non idle hours cruising the local BBSs and playing one-on-one deathmatches in Duke Nukem 3D. I had seen the Internet and it did not thrill me.

To me, the Internet seemed to be nothing more than a BBS that you had to pay for. Admittedly, in those early days that was largely true but most importantly, the Internet lacked what it has today, large scale access.

In the early days, Internet access was largely relegated to Universities, computer reserachers and the government. This left the early content of the Internet to be very focused and towards their needs which limited mass market appeal.

Reading web sites and interacting with strangers was alright but unlike the BBSs there was no one else I knew and so it lacked a shared social experience. This, to me, left it feeling very utilitarian.

I remember when I got my first Juno email address. It was neat. It would have been even neater if I knew anyone else who also had an email address (I did get a lot of email though. Oh Lord, the spam I did receive).

Of course, this all changed (except the spam).  First there was CompuServe and then AOL hit us with so many CDs that we never lacked for coasters or impromptu frisbees. It seemed that within a few years, everyone was on the internet and, as the modem speeds improved, the content that could be delivered constantly increased.

All my friends were online and most of them had a Geocities pages. Ah, I remember Geocities, millions of the most eye meltingly bad web sites to have ever graced the Internet, each filled to the bring with stolen images and plagiarized content. Those were the days.

More importantly though, ecommerce was taking its first tentative steps forward, promising us cheaper prices, exorbitant shipping, and access to all the niche merchandise we could handle.

If I remember correctly, my very first purchase online was for a drinking horn.

The Internet has grown and changed radically and rapidly since its inception. Anyone born twenty years ago would not even recognize the internet that existed in 1995 (or suffer the pain of a 9600 baud connection). The main reason for this is the one that the author of this article failed to grasp, the Internet is merely a content delivery system.

He based his entire appraisal of potential of the Internet by what was then currently available. Even the last five years (Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Hulu) have radically changed what we expect from the Internet.

The Internet will continue to improve and change simply because there is no “The Internet”. The Internet simply provides the connection. What is, what was, and what shall be will be determined by us.

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6 Comments for this entry

  • Mark Turnbull

    Drinking Horn! Remember to get a quality one so your brew won’t taste like moo!

    I remember using AOL back before it became family friendly. If it’s possible, knowing things were going downhill when the log in animations went from a space theme to a family sitting around the computer. I always thought it was funny that it basically showed the people waiting to use the internet (yay dial up) instead of actually doing something with it.

    Just for kicks I just looked in My Pictures folder and found all those animated gifs have snuck through 15 years of computer upgrades to still lurk on my hard drive. If Geocities/AOL Hometown pages could be used against people in the court room I’m pretty sure we’d all be given the death penalty.

    Also the dark nethers you could foolishly find yourself in with a few miss clicks of a fan site webring.

    Ah the memories…

  • James

    The animated gifs? The ones that are placed liberally about a page so that it takes a half hour to load?
    That was you! You RUINED the Internet!

    • Mark Turnbull

      Ruined is such a strong word, granted these were the same kinds of pages that made me set my web browser to not load images by default. How’s that for some self hate :)

  • John

    I think that I remember that early Internet commercial. Jason Alexander was in it.

    My first experience with the Internet was in about 1995. I had a college class in which the professor required us to look at a couple of websites. A friend introduced me to the Internet and showed me how to operate Netscape.

    The first website was the professional website of a Duke University archaeology professor. I remarked to my instructor how incredibly egotistical it was for a man who have his very own, personal, particular website. It was like having a newspaper all about yourself.

    How shortsighted of me!

  • Brian J.

    I was going to interview a number of my BBS fans that were making the transition and completely angle it as though the Internet was nothing more than a flash in the pan. Of course, in those days, AOL users consumed mostly AOL content, Prodigy users hit Prodigy content, and CompuServe people played in CompuServe regions and maybe sometimes sent e-mail to someone else somewhere else.

    I was too lazy, though, which is the only thing keeping people from showing me that piece way later.

    My first Internet purchase? Some D&D books from someone on a newsgroup. My best early Internet acquisition? My wife, also from a newsgroup.

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