Under a Gibbous Moon

The Force is strong with this one

by on Nov.05, 2009, under Science

Re-enacted according to eyewitness accounts.   CERN; Bird via Foxypar4/Flickr

Red 3 making his attack run. CERN; Bird via Foxypar4/Flickr

The Large Hadron Collider, according to an article in Popular Science, has suffered yet a another setback. This time, a piece of bred dropped by a passing bird caused significant overheating within the accelerator.

The upside to this is, that even though the LHC is not fully functional yet, it has already began to make astounding discoveries. Apparently afraid of having their existence discovered, Bird Alliance has sent one of their best flyers to strike a small target with a piece of bread, thereby destroying the menace and returning peace to the skies. Or something like that.

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