Under a Gibbous Moon

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by on Nov.03, 2009, under News

Man Stabbed Self to Keep Job

Go ahead, read it again. That’s actually what it says. Apparently, one Aaron Siebers ripped his work issued pants while skateboarding feared that he would lose his job and so stabbed himself and made up a story about him being assaulted by three Hispanic males.

Either he really needed that job or Blockbuster must be the best place to work. Ever.

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