Under a Gibbous Moon

Man Stabbed Self to Keep Job

Go ahead, read it again. That’s actually what it says. Apparently, one Aaron Siebers ripped his work issued pants while skateboarding feared that he would lose his job and so stabbed himself and made up a story about him being assaulted by three Hispanic males.

Either he really needed that job or Blockbuster must be the best place to work. Ever.

In the spirit of Election Day, I show this example of how hardworking American Politicians are.

Image © The Associated Press (AP Photo/Jessica Hill)

Participants in the National Novel Writing Month claim that they do it for the love of literature and writing. They say that they do it for the challenge of trying to craft a novel in only 30 short days.

The Real truth is, though something much darker:

Mmmmm... Chocolate

We do it for the free chocolate bar :)

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